Just another morning

I put my diary in the toaster and poured some coffee in my shoes.
I measured the speed of clouds and hung my raincoat under the shower.
I left home when the alarm clock was still singing.
I took a selfie in the lift just before my colours disappeared completely.
I switched on the radio of my car to se through the rain.
I arrived in the office 5 mins early, but I turned back and went home again.
My boss will send me a birthday card anyway.
Everything is under control.